sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

boy with earphones
Me
on today’s episode of “Everything Sucks” i learn that the whole tube of chips i just devoured was 900 calories
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
Yo, listen up. Here’s a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world…